The Night of the Rock, Mike and Mo...

wow. So life has indeed moved on and my oh my have I numerous updates!

Firstly, MOVEMBER!! Well as of right NOW, I have grown a Mo' THIS awesome:

Mo of Mercy sweet divine, it's an Irish Hulk Hogan! (Only without the muscle mass)

And I've also won raised €127.25. (I'd really appreciate if anyone who is reading this would donate 75 cent, just to round it all up, I'd be much obliged! I'd do nice things. I promise.) I'm getting very mixed responses from the various people in college. Some love it, as they are familiar with the charity event. Some hate it. Most sponsor it. As one friendly chap mentioned: "Are you doing Movember? Because if you're not, I'd reconsider the look."

But what's been going on in my life eh? Well firstly, karma totally got my back, yo'. If you read my last post, you'll know that Miriam Needham is a prat. But thankfully she has gotten her comeuppance. She knows what I'm on about.

I've become obsessed with Katy Perry's new tune Firework. It's loverly and meaningful and yet fun. Shocking. Also, by stating that sentence I formally get rid of my Y chromosome. Oh well.... It's not like it was doing its job correctly anyway!

Because I'm in college, and going out on the town is something that must be done as often as possible, myself and my class decided to celebrate that we can convert oxygen to carbon dioxide, and headed out to The Village. On Wednesday nights, the village is a tribute to all things rock and/or roll, and the largest Japanese export, karaoke.

Of course, no college night out would be anything without the wonderful act of pre-drinking. Now I myself have given up that shite, liver/wallet damage was permanent.... But others in my group have not followed my example. Is anyone familiar with the drinking game known as Kings? No? Click here then... But if you do, you will be familiar with the Rule Card. (In the wikipedia entry there, it's down as the King. In Ireland, it's traditionally the Jack Card.)

So one classmate, she decided to introduce the following rule: "Everytime someone says ANYTHING they must complete the sentence with "in my vadge!"

To that girl: Thank you so much. That provided laughter so strong it was better for my stomach muscles than sit-ups. The following are actual quotes.

• Pass me that drink in my vadge.
• What time is it in my vadge?
• What's your favourite song in my vadge?
• Love Shack in my vadge!

You get the fecking picture. (We are a classy breed)

Anyway, LEARN about Movember, DONATE to my facial hair and RANDOM LINK OF MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY!!